The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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Febuary and Before, and wtf GAP
Because I'm lazy
2007-02-24
Architectural advances
Glass Thorn
(18:03) *approaches the manor*
Isa
(18:03) someone keeps -approaching- and not getting there ;)
The Manor
(18:03) *quietly evading Glass Thorn's advance*
Glass Thorn
(18:05) *looks glump wonders why the manor is avoiding it*
The Manor
(18:05) *totally isn't, just felt like going on a walk with Shade's tower, likes that feisty little floater's curves*
2007-02-17
You don't know us yet
chuck
(20:39) So what does every body talk about in here?
Yuan (Gargoyle...) 2 (20:39) (( we talk about poop a lot.. ))
Kalil (6' 3" middle eastern garg, wraps, robes, wind and firewheels.)
(20:39) ((Poop. And sex. >.>)
Leah
(20:40) poop.
Alta
(20:40) ((A wide variety of things...that certainly include those already mentioned. >_> ))
Hickory
(18:38) *bouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebounce* @_@
2007-01-28
That kinky boy
Skyler (6' 5" male garg, blue skin, purple eyes with black whites, tattooed chin, military fatigues and dogtags)
(00:38) Loki: I can do buffalo wings. **doesn't seem to mind the arm around the shoulder, actually puts an arm up around yours** I can eat you under the table though ;)
2006-12-14
Too soon! oh god
RonKid
(23:47) ~peers over the rooftop at Jewel and Burner, grinning and waving, more entertainment!~
LIGHT (Giant black Gargoyle)
(23:47) (( OH NOES, RON BRED >.< ))
Kid
(23:48) (Not yet. ;) )
LIGHT (Giant black Gargoyle)
(23:48) (( *looks out the window at raining human fetuses and crying vocanoes* ))
I need TP for my bunghole
Bo
(22:08) Alta>... *was about to step forward to go... has a cling-on*
Andros (stone statue!)
(22:09) (( *offers Bo toilet paper* ))
2006-12-11
Dislexia, part XXIV
(22:36) *sneeks up on Nicky and yanks down his pants then runs*
Katman
(22:37) I mixed all that up and thought Nick had had his pants yanked down and then been given the runs. ;)
2006-12-09
MMm fresh samples
Leah
(20:26) Seri> Why, neither do I! *holding the jar under Mari's face*
Mari
(20:27) Leah> o.o ..... *sneezes*
Leah
(20:27) Mari> *splut* ....More.
2006-12-08
Get in the Holliday joys
Victor (Subarctic clothing.)
(22:05) *oh wait, notices Shade's tower's looking all dour and such; and so ventures up to his island with several rolls of pretty blinking candycane-colored lights! Shade's tower is gonna be festive this year!*
2006-12-03
Cream, or razors...
Katman (female still; dug out her chick clothes; jeans and a T-shirt) 2 (17:53) Bat> *feels it* Thank god, my crotch is itching again! *pulls all of her clothes off in a hurry* ;)
Illona (Spoony bard)
(17:54) Kat> *eyes you* You know there's creams for that.
2006-11-27
I stole it all
Katman
(17:41) Isa> *tolerance gone* ;)
Fawna> *punches you out of yoru shoes* I just couldn't take it. ;)
2006-11-24
And -this- is why he's a kinky boy
Tribal (Blue and white camoflage pants, and a white longsleeved shirt with "How dare I wear this fucking shirt in front of your goddamn kids?" written on it)
(21:57) EoT: **simply whimpers,and whispers something in Te Reo about blue skin and never feeling talons before.**
Cassie (Transitional form, Tank top, exposed midriff, short skirt)
(21:57) ((Delia raped Tribal?))
Yunie
(15:29) I crave meat ........
(15:29) Yunie> hi?
Sean
(15:29) Yunie> You've opened the joke door...
Nona
(21:26) (( hye thalla, bello Leo! )
Nona
(21:26) (( .............wow dyslesic. <_< ))
Leo
(21:26) *bellows*
2006-11-03
The birth of a goddess
Isa
(17:31) Jan> Okay then. Cúchulainn is a her of Ulster in Irish myth. The hand of Ulster is another myth entirely
.
And then they named a garg ep "the hound of Ulster" where they had Bronx (the garg dog) having a link with Cúchulainn ; )
Isa
(17:31) a HERO of Ulster *coughs* >.<
Isa
(17:34) with his spear Gáe Bulga ; ) HEHHhehaheah it sounds like "gay buldge" >.>
Isa
(17:34) what a PERFECT name for a spear...
Fawna
(17:34) HAHAHAA! Gay buldge XD
(17:35) Hahahahha *hurls gae bulga at Isa!*
Sprinkle the Doom Puss (Mercedes with Wolvies.) 2 (17:35) It's better than shit poker.
Sprinkle the Doom Puss (Mercedes with Wolvies.) 2 (17:36) **should be in charge of naming weapons**
Katman wields SHIT POKER the mighty LONG SPEAR!
Isa
(17:37) Alk> mmm you inspired something now *rubs chin* ;)
Sprinkle the Doom Puss (Mercedes with Wolvies.) 2 (17:38) Isa: Oh?
Sexcopter (Absolutely splendid female garg in leopard bikini - Wields the mighty Shit poker, a legendary long spear of course.)
(17:39) *bounces through* ;)
2006-11-02
Awww, we didn't konw, honest we won't laugh
Leo
(00:16) sllluuUUUUUUUUUUT.....MONKEYDICKMENSTRUALCLOTPICEOFSHITCOMPUTER.....AAARRHFKJAKSJASG AHSCG!!
...... Okay. I feel better now. >.>
Ron
(00:17) Zounds, Leo has tourettes!
2006-11-01
Leah knows all about gothicism
Zian (And Jet)
(20:12) ((I just disagree that you can godmode human fans. I don't know any goth/rock fans that would riot. Maybe cry and cut themselves, but riot? Nah.))