The Twilight Clan Quotes
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Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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2004-10-31
It has been explained
Sebastian (Young man seems to be around eighteen. Dressed in Blue silk pants, silver shirt. Long red coat. Under the lights he looks albino. In the darkness he looks sort of human. Glass like fingernails. Brown hair and frosted yellow eyes. He looks strange yet still alluring and sexy)
(18:48) *Slams the door, places things in the way of the door*... *Starts to cry, still roaring*
John-Boy (What's this button do?) 2 (18:49) *Looks at Sebastian with a raised eyebrow* Who lit your tampon string on fire?
2004-10-30
Random Homoerotica - Jo
Ron
(21:41) *sitting upon Josh, making happy man-sounds*
Burnerdell
(21:46) ((inflicts happy man motions under ron))
2004-10-29
What kind of Blow, Josh? - Jo
Burnerdell
(21:12) rube>*opens eyes, kinda sad that she stopped blowing*
Lou (SOMETHING CONVULSIVE, SOMETHING REPULSIVE) 2 (15:23) Sc>You just fucked with my mind.
Delia (Blue male 6'1" male gargoyle, wearing a black shirt he ripped the sleeves off of and black pants. Has visible silver strands of hair among all the white hair on his head, as well as a british accent.)
(15:23) Yuck..
(Sc)
(15:24) Lou> No, I didn't. <_< If I had, your skull would have a quite large whole in it. ^_~
Delia> *agrees*
Lou (SOMETHING CONVULSIVE, SOMETHING REPULSIVE) 2 (15:25) SC>Aw yes...the hole defense....Not accepted above the mason Dixon line after Ought 3
Delia (Blue male 6'1" male gargoyle, wearing a black shirt he ripped the sleeves off of and black pants. Has visible silver strands of hair among all the white hair on his head, as well as a british accent.)
(15:25) How soft is a brain? ;)
(Sc)
(15:25) Lou> Good thing I'm in florida. ;P
Delia> Soft enough to penetrate. ^_~
Lou (SOMETHING CONVULSIVE, SOMETHING REPULSIVE) 2 (15:26) And since their are no nerves in the brain...you wouldn't feel athing.
Delia (Blue male 6'1" male gargoyle, wearing a black shirt he ripped the sleeves off of and black pants. Has visible silver strands of hair among all the white hair on his head, as well as a british accent.)
(15:26) Cool. ;)
(Sc)
(15:26) Lou> YOU wouldn't.. I on the other hand... warm, and goooey... ;)
Lou (SOMETHING CONVULSIVE, SOMETHING REPULSIVE) 2 (15:28) I would think warm...maybe room temperature
(Sc)
(15:28) Lou> Nah, it's roughly 98,6 degrees. Hence the when you have too high of a fever, you can have brain damage.
Lou (SOMETHING CONVULSIVE, SOMETHING REPULSIVE) 2 (15:29) Sc>Yes by opening a hole in the head...you defer the natural self containment....therefore it will get colder or warmer.
(Sc)
(15:30) Lou> *snickers* Not if you're plugging that whole. ^_~
Lou (SOMETHING CONVULSIVE, SOMETHING REPULSIVE) 2 (15:30) Sc>Dick insulation...from Remco
(Sc)
(15:31) Lou> *BOL!!!!*
(Sc)
(15:31) *snickers madly*
(Sc)
(15:31) Made with real Semen! :P
2004-10-28
Christian Porn
Ron 2 (20:22) Per>I imagine more like; ...and as he sat there in the windowsill, one thickly muscled leg stretched across the cool white marble, he read to me from the book of Lazarus. And as he told me of the many glories of our Lord I felt my nipples harden, the holy spirit moving through me and directing Jacob to insert the Word of God into my willing moist Ear.
(17:39) Dearest Ron,
I don't think I can contain myself any longer. Months of frustration and denial are finally bringing me to my knees, so I must tell you...
I want you. I want you in the most primal, burning way possible. I see your blue text on my computer screen and I practically dissolve in my chair. Your wit, your way of talking, the way you call me "Katze," it just kills me.
You couldn't believe how hard that was to wait, how hard this is to write. I never thought I could feel this way about another man, much less someone I've never physically seen. Sometimes, I like to imagine what you might look like. Are you like "Whoever," with a big, healthy belly? Or are you like "Nash," short, slim, and beaked? by beaked I mean, well, impressive in that aspect. I don't want to scare you away, but sometimes I imagine you standing naked in a Florida hurricane unmoving...
(more/page over)
...and strong before the wind.
Naked, of course. I can just imagine the rain streaming down your taut buttocks. Sometimes, you're aroused in these thoughts. It's these times that I hope I'm at home, alone. If you can withstand a hurricane it makes me weak-kneed thinking about what you could do to me.
Lucia has just been me in denial. Every time I feel her warmth encasing me I imagine myself as you and Lucia as myself.
This can only be between you and I, Ron. If you reject me (for Leah, no doubt) I'll be crushed, but I will live. You will be missing out though (something was written and scratched out here). Large things come in very small packages.
I want to write so much to you. I can fill volumes with the depth of my lust for you. Florida is as tropical as Houston, right? I imagine that means you would sweat a lot, right? Imaging you, shirtless and sweating, forces me to squirm as I write this. I haven't even seen your face...
(more, oh god more)
...but still, I'm captivated by the possibilities.
Please keep this to yourself until we (hopefully) elope properly. My parents will never have to know; they wouldn't approve of course. I'm not sure about yours. I hope the lipstick on this envelope didn't make them too curious.
I should stop myself and seal this away, or I will wind up writing a tome of my desires. The shipping would kill me.
Hoping,
Matt
2004-10-27
Our little secret
Katman
(21:51) *smiles a bit at Dire's comment, sighing heavily and tapping his ashes into a nearby potted plant* If Boreal saw me do this he'd kill me. ;)
GC (Young adult human female; wears black T-shirt, jeans, & black Vans sneakers)
(23:00) (Nash> Well, we'll just have to have another go at it then, won't we? ;) )
GC (Young adult human female; wears black T-shirt, jeans, & black Vans sneakers)
(23:00) (Oh man, that sounds dirtier than it's supposed to be . . .)
2004-10-25
Dirty Minds Think like Leah >_< - Josh
Burnerdell (Aura set to Low)
(22:04) Per>I am unsure....I assume just the words themselves...I have not had time to learn congigation...I just wished to communicate with Alexis...
Rube>*examines it* rubs it softly* does that hurt?
Jet (grey sweatpants, white slept-in T-shirt.) 2 (22:04) (("Rube>*examines it* rubs it softly* does that hurt? " <----BAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *immature*))
2004-10-23
Katman, Leah, and the Ass-Sniffing Monkey - Anawiel
Katman
(21:31) *sniffs his fingers* Mmm.
L
(21:32) Katman> .............................ew. Do I want to know?
L
(21:33) Hey, who here has seen that footage of the chimpanzee at a zoo sitting in a tree, sticking his finger between his ass cheeks, then smelling the finger, and then jerking his head away from his finger so violently and with such frozen horror that he falls out of the tree?
Explosive Body Parts - Anawiel
Adamopus
(20:17) Ron's rectum exploded.
2004-10-22
Dirty minds think alike - Josh
Boreal
(22:05) *clambors over the bar and begins concocting*
Alexis (Swiss Graver Garg - Healing bite marks ;)) 2 (22:06) Boreal> *watches, was sitting at the bar* uh?
Boreal
(22:06) Alexis> hmn? *grinding and mixing*
Perweur
(22:07) Bo-((Hmm? Grinding?))
Arsenal (black leather pants, that's it. ---->) 2 (22:07) ((Grinding?!!))
Boreal
(22:07) >_<((drink making!))
Al (Blond androgynous garg male. Tall, lean, Renaissance clothing) 2 (22:07) (( LOL! ))
Boreal
(22:08) ((you sick perverted bastard! >_<))
Perweur
(22:08) Bo-((DAmn))
B.B. (15 yr old human female, mens clothing, too big, blah, blah)
(22:08) ((OH....))
Boreal
(22:09) *sighs* finsihes* pours into a glass and throws some ice in*clambors back over the bar and sits on a stool *sips*
Arsenal (black leather pants, that's it. ---->) 2 (22:10) ((.............................GRINDING!!!!))
Boreal
(22:10) ((>_> fine... *Grinding Leah*))
Arsenal (black leather pants, that's it. ---->) 2 (22:10) ((YEAH BABY YEAH!))
Perweur
(20:29) ((Why me? I happen to be at my college's library working on a report, I come in here to rest my brain, and the first thing I see are the words 'cock in your mouth' *_* ))
2004-10-16
Practice is better than reading
Rifa (Wearing her own clothes. Denim shorts, and a dark green halter-top.) 2 (22:37) Kasiya> Yes, I do. In fact, I have a room upstairs. Would you like to try 'rear-entry' with me? *beams hopefully, purring and leaning close to inhale scent*
Kasiya (Sphinxy Guy)
(22:39) Rifa> *Blinks, his face going quickly confused; he had ONE idea of what you were talking about, but he'd never met someone who'd actually asked that of anyone so bluntly. Thus he was quickly concluding you were either joking, or clearly meant something else. He didn't pull away from the smelling either* Rear-entry? I'm... afraid I'm not sure of what you're referring to... ?
Rifa (Wearing her own clothes. Denim shorts, and a dark green halter-top.) 2 (22:42) Kasiya> You don't? Oh. Hey, I'll show you! *runs to get her book, then comes running back, flipping to the page and showing you.* Would you like to try that? Or maybe something else? Look, this one is called, "Side-entry."
Kasiya (Sphinxy Guy)
(22:44) Rifa> *Still seems perplexed, until you run back over with the book, and sees quite plainly that what you were referring to IS what he had initially thought* Woah... well um... not that it might not be pleasant, but I'm afraid I just met you. Does your culture actually... share in such things so plainly? *Was trying to find a rational reason for why you're asking him all of this, actually starting to seem uncomfortable for once*
Rifa (Wearing her own clothes. Denim shorts, and a dark green halter-top.) 2 (22:45) Kasiya> I don't know about my culture. I know that I want to learn things, and you are very handsome, and you seem strong and kind! ...........is there something wrong with sexual intercourse? *blinks, beginning to frown. The book had said it was a beautiful joining of body and mind!*
2004-10-15
Franctly I was never sure about this one o_O
Rifa (OOC....like Dire, only fresher)
(19:35) Shade> *blows furiously!*