The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
If you enjoyed this page, why not visit the real chat and have fun with us!
Got a good quote I should add? Email the -DATE-, time, ALL the relevant posts and a little catchy phrase to use as a title.
PS: A quote is something short, keep it to 10 posts max unless it's really really good!
2004-12-27
Damned lurkers - Supergirl
* A user has entered the chat. (08:32)
Rhain
(08:34) Another user. o.O
Supergirl 2 (08:35) Lets stare at them! ~stares~ o.O
Rhain
(08:37) Damnit. *Pounces user and chews*
Supergirl 2 (08:37) Get 'em Rhain!
Rhain
(08:39) Well... forget you. *Shoves the user under the welcome mat.* -.- Loser.
Supergirl 2 (08:39) ~does a dance on the welcome mat~ Take that....geez, the nerve of some people...what do you have to do te get them to talk?
Supergirl 2 (08:43) Geez, what a loser of a user! You chewed on them any everything! I would be honored to be chewed on by Rhain and they ignore you....~sighs~
Alex (The Evil Scotsman!!)
(09:10) Delia> Just remember lots of long things are covered in skin.
Delia
(09:11) Alex> I know, like legs. And arms. And fingers.
Alex (The Evil Scotsman!!)
(09:11) Delia> P-E-N-I-s!
2004-12-18
A new dinner - SC
Bodewyn
(13:00) PENIS
(13:00) *lurks too* O-o
(Sc)
(13:04) BREAD!
Bodewyn
(13:05) Penisbread! It's like meatloaf, only longer :3
Bodewyn (5 inch tall, on Isa's shoulder)
(00:05) I can make my testicles magically dissapear...
2004-12-13
Talents - Bode
Jo
(19:28) Adam> I'm allowed to suck better. Booyah! I'm a female.
2004-12-11
The usual - SC
Erik (The Usual - Azidothymidine side effects... - Main room)
(15:09) If anyone cares, there's a big demon peeking at the window, so Delia, don't walk around nakid, Hell's looking at your crotch.
Not Lou (Tess-Tit-Cools.) 2 (16:13) Delia is the meat of a gargoyle sandwich.
Rhain (Jeans, red sweater, heavy Mudd jacket. White beanie with all her hair tucked into it.)
(18:43) *Pokes her head back in from the halls.* Nyeh, it smells funny down there.
Isa (A storm is comming... in Delia's pants)
(18:43) .......................HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAhahahAHAHAhahaHA Delia needs to wash his balls!!!!
Blue
(22:41) No, no... the usual proportions don't apply to bipedal turtles...
IX9 (Insert Witty Comment Here.)
(15:43) Maruis> (( What? It's not like there in the same room. And at least they stop hiring those kids who play recorders. I mean I don't think someone sitting at home can orgasm to a porn with a bunch of recorders playing" Mary had a little lamb.")
IX9 (Insert Witty Comment Here.)
(15:44) (( Well maybe Whoever..but that's not my point.))
Neomea (...in Florida) 2 (23:44) ((*figured gargoyle wangs would be a lot like human ones* <_< ))
Neomea (...in Florida) 2 (23:44) ((only, you know...available in all the colors of the rainbow.))
Neomea (...in Florida) 2 (23:45) ((Yes, everytime a female gargoyle opens a male's pants, it's like opening a bag of skittles. What color will your skittle be? Let's find out! ))
(chicken nuggets in my pants!) 2 (23:44) yay skittle penis!
Marius (In Florida - Tanned, Partially blind) 2 (23:46) (( bite size candies! :D ))
Neomea (...in Florida) 2 (23:46) ((It brings a whole new meaning to....'Taste the Rainbow' >:) ))
Blue
(23:16) *yawns, wonders why he's still awake*
(chicken nuggets in my pants!) 2 (23:16) blue> your here for the free chicken! *opens pants*
2004-12-01
My Penis-Time, your waffles - Ron
Bodewyn (Has been plundered enough!)
(19:26) Ron> >.< SILENCE! KEEP THAT AWAY FROM ME! *swipes at with a knife*
Ron
(19:26) Bod> No. *goes into penis-time, where time itself stands still just so that he can move his prick savely out of harm's way*
Bodewyn (Has been plundered enough!)
(19:27) Ron> *slow motion "NOOO!!" as he tries to get away*
Ron
(19:28) Marius> Don't mess with the prick-chucks. 8-P
Bod> *of course, as he is the one who engaged in Penis-Time, you must be the badguy and therefore cannot escape fast enough to... escape. yeah.* *IMPALES you on his time-freezing dick* HA!
Bodewyn (Has been plundered enough!)
(19:30) Ron> *screams and flails arms madly, talking slow-mo jibberish about wanting to get away, though all his atempts of escape were in vain as he is impaled on the penis*
Ron
(19:30) Bod> *begins to slowly and agonizingly twirl you about like a clown's gag bow-tie*
Bodewyn (Has been plundered enough!)
(19:32) Ron> *in pain, still in slow-mo wailing and flailing mode*
Ron
(19:33) Bod> *suddenly gets bored with tormenting you and pulls out, healing you conveniently and tossing you into the backseat of his car, hopping into the driver's* Hey, it's time for waffles. Come with me! *drives off with you whether you like it or not*
Bodewyn (Secret enjoyment? Who knows...)
(19:34) Ron> *finally snaps out of slow-mo and blinks* Que? Waffles, at this hour?
Ron
(19:35) Bod> Of COURSE at this hour. Waffles are timeless classics, asshole!
Bodewyn (Secret enjoyment? Who knows...)
(19:35) Ron> But I just had breakfast!
Ron
(19:36) Bod> TOUGH SHIT.
Ron
(19:38) Bod> Hell, I'm feeding you for free. Stop whining. *throws a child's carseat at you*
Bodewyn
(19:39) Ron> *hit with carseat and sniffles again* What's that smell anyway? Smells like cock..
Ron
(19:42) Bod> That smell is your future, friend.