The Twilight Clan Quotes
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Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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2004-11-30
It's official - Scott
Katman
(15:04) Lou is our own personal Fark. ;)
Lou (Fun in 4 Colours--->) 2 (15:05) Yeah.....
Katman
(15:06) Lou> I still wuv vu. ;)
Lou (Fun in 4 Colours--->) 2 (15:07) Kat>Double yeah.....
(Sc)
(15:07) *pulls Kats and Lou into an elaborate wedding scene* Do you?
Lou (Fun in 4 Colours--->) 2 (15:08) *Somebody up in a room, bangs on glass, calling out my name..* I...I....*Runs out of the chapel, with one true love, and goes on bus full of nuns.*
Katman
(15:10) *left standing at the alter*
*sniffles, shooting SC in the face out of grief* LoooOOU! ;)
2004-11-28
Greedy, tsut tsut
(11:22) Obviously, there needs to be more Leah quotes. ;)
2004-11-27
What you don't know - Leah
(16:40) Would it make you feel better if I said I just didn't want to know? :p
Leah (I am Jack's smirking revenge.)
(16:41) Ryan> Yes that would make me feel better. Because the less you want to know, the more I want to tell you, and that makes me all excited!
Delia (You know you like Delia this way. ;) ==>) 2 (16:46) Leah> Why? You can't do anything to me! Hah! ;)
Leah (I am Jack's smirking revenge.)
(16:46) Delia> I wouldn't want to! I just want to watch you make love to another man!!! IS THAT SO WRONG?!!? Geez! >_<
Leah (I am Jack's smirking revenge.)
(16:30) "I CAST BLACK MANA WANG UPON YOU RAARRRGGGHHH!!!!"
"You can't do that."
"...........what? Yes I can."
"Nuh uh."
"......"
Mecahawk
(16:30) Leah> lol. We don't talk like that. At least we actually call spells that are actually real.
Leah (I am Jack's smirking revenge.)
(16:31) Meca> Suuuuuuure. ;)
Mecahawk
(16:32) Leah>Besides, doesn't "black mana wang" usually bait a counterspell?
Leah (I am Jack's smirking revenge.)
(16:33) Counterspell: "OH YEAH? WELL IF YOU'RE GONNA CHEAT I'M CASTING FIRE-MANA VAGINA!! HA! THAT SWALLOWS YOUR BLACK MANA WANG WHOLE!!!"
Katman 2 (20:18) Zippy> Don't call my car a shitbox! Also, don't kill Saul aaaaaaand, you can fit in here. If it'll hold me and six stoned hippies, it'll hold me and you.
Whoever
(20:19) Katze> *stares at it MORE... then glances over longingly at his own bigass truck which sits a few spots over* Do we HAVE to ride in this? *stares up at you, whining*
Katman 2 (20:19) Zippy> I have to take it out every now and then. Trust me. Plus, I like driving this ol' gal. *counter whines, adding Katman eyes to the mix*
Whoever
(20:21) Katze> *finally just lets out a long, weary, pained sigh and looks back at the car* Okay... *now looks depressed, and slowly slides into the car, trying to avoid any bulletholes or roaches he might find*
Katman 2 (20:23) Zippy> *the upholstery is coming out in tuffs and there are cigarello burns all over the dashboard; the glove box is held shut with several bungie cords* Thanks man. *places the door next to him and wedges it shut* Jus tdon't hang your arm out the window or otherwise put weight on it. *happy, trotting over to the wall which has a convient battery, just waiting*
Whoever
(20:24) Katze> *nods, keeping all his limbs well away from any nasty sharp bits* I have a feeling you're gonna kill me in this... *mutters*
Katman 2 (20:26) Zippy> I'm a good driver. *rigging the battery up to the engine behind him (in the trunk!)*
*sounds of sparks* Could you turn the key for me?! *the key appears to be welded into the ignition*
Whoever
(20:27) Katze> Sure you are. *leans over to turn the key*
Katman 2 (20:29) Zippy> *the engine coughs to life, and there is a dangerous squeaking from the front compartment (trunk, where the engine normally is in a car)*
*dives in next to him, squeezing his 7'1" 345 lbs self into the back seat, the front having been removed, his elbows still up as high as his face*
*the beetle settles dangerously,creaking and scraping* Alright! Ready? *excited*
Whoever
(20:30) Katze> *ponders, then nods* Yeah, I think so. I've lived a long life, no regrets. *doesn't bother to look for a seatbelt, somehow doubts there are any*
Katman 2 (20:31) Zippy> *there ain't* Alright! *strapping on old fashioned goggles and a helmet* HEre we go! *whips out of the garage, the beetle sliding around like a tossed jack*
*speeds down the road* ;)
Whoever
(20:32) Katze> *braces himself with his knees against the rotten dashboard* GODDAMNIT!! MY ASS IS ASLEEP!! AARGH!! >_<
Katman 2 (20:33) Zippy> *you discover that there's no front windshield, hence Kat's old fashioned goggles* Don't shout too much! You'll swallow a moth or something! *there also appear to be no headlights on; the forest is zooming by as a dark, ominous, beetle-destroying blur*
Whoever
(20:35) Katze> *immediately shuts his mouth, wishing he'd brought a parasol* Katman, I hate you and I hope you and your rustbucket die horrible and flaming deaths somewhere far far away from me, but still close enough so I can watch on the news. -_-
Whoever
(20:43) Katze> *immediately leaps out of the car, landing with a heavy thud beside it, wings flared out in typical angry bastard mode* I HATE YOUR SHITTY CAR, KATMAN. *and with that, he aims a hard kick right for the nearest tire*
Katman 2 (20:44) Zippy> *the car rocks a bit but the tire doesn't deflate; his kick frees a remaining bat, which flaps off towards the forest in squeaky defiance*
*staring at him, eyes watering* You, you don't like my car?
Whoever
(20:46) Katze> Katman, dislike is far too weak a word. I despise your car with every fiber of my being. I wish your car was a living breathing creature so that I could stab it again and again until it dies, and then light it on fire until it burns into ash, and then jump up and down on the ashes over and over and over again until I have had enough. THAT is how much I dislike your car. *scowls at the machine as if it's a lifelong enemy*
Katman 2 (20:47) Zippy> *grinning at him* Oooh, I get it. You wanted to drive. Okay man, you can drive it on the way back. *pats him on the shoulder and walks past him, divine* C'mon. I'll buy you something.
Whoever
(20:50) Katze> *snarls and begins to explain how he would never want to do any such thing without a rocket launcher, when he realizes just what that means, and he gets a rather benevolent smile on his face* ... really? That's just swell!! *beams, bounding along beside you, wondering just what he should make you pay for*
Leah
(16:06) AA> Oh please. PERIOD PERIOD PERIOD. BIG CLOTS OF BLOOD SHEDDING FROM WOMEN'S UTERUSES THROUGH A CONTRACTING CERVIX, SLIDING DOWN THE VAGINA AND ONTO A HUNK OF COTTON.
(Sc)
(14:34) Kim> *smirks* No hurry, I'm gonna be in and out all night. ;)
Wolfy Jr (6-year-old elven boy, long blond hair, pointy ears, drudic robes, wolves tail)
(14:35) Sc> (( Awww. Well have fun. Sex eh? ;) ))
(Sc)
(14:36) Kim> *glares* Pieing. :)
Wolfy Jr (6-year-old elven boy, long blond hair, pointy ears, drudic robes, wolves tail)
(14:37) Sc> (( Like in American Pie? So, you're having sex with a pie? ......gives new meaning to "crusty dick" ;) ))
Mattias (looks like he hasn't slept in days) 2 (16:16) (*ties both adams together.. thus avoiding confusion by creating one super adam*)
Rhain> *nods* yeah.. you too..
Adam
(16:18) *Absorbs Adam 2 all amoeba-like, completely incorporating him into his own structure, leaving behind no traces of him.*
As I said, there can BE only ONE.
Mattias (looks like he hasn't slept in days) 2 (16:18) (*ish scared* i've created a monster!!! *feels like frankenstine*)
Adam REBORN (Reborn from the ashes like a pheonix his absolute power is felt by all)
(16:26) hello!
Adam (AMOEBAS!) 2 (16:27) BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGLLE!! *abosrbs Other Adam yet again*
Katman
(16:27) Adameba stole my blargle quote from earlier. ;)
(14:57) X.x *would say hello, but has melted*
(Sc)
(14:58) *snickers, sticks you in an ice tray, puts saran wrap over, and places sticks in each hole**lets sit overnight* Isa-pops!
Bodewyn
(15:00) Ohhh, Isa pops! *takes one and licks it*
(15:00) O.O!
(Sc)
(15:01) *licks an Isa-pop* *offers bode one* Mmm.. they're vamplicious... or you could take one before I offer them.. <_<
(Sc)
(15:02) Heh, Isa'd enjoy being suckled on, were she in humanish form. ;P
Bodewyn
(15:03) I know, that's why I'm doing it ;) *nibblesucklelick*
(Sc)
(15:03) *smirks, sticks an Isa-pop down his pants* :P Enjoy the view, Isa. ;P
(15:03) :P
(15:03) O"O!
(Sc)
(15:04) *BOL, as you melt down there* Mmm.. Isa made me wet. ;)
Bodewyn
(15:06) She makes me hawt, even when she's cold *bites the Isa pop*
Bodewyn
(15:08) I wonder what part I bit off >.>
(Sc)
(15:08) Bode> *snickers* Um, her left nipple. :P
Booger Porn is less right - Josh
Pointless Name (You all seriously need to read your bibles....seriously)
(09:58) Josh>Booger fetsih porn is over a lower righteyness...as for the following reasons...
1.The people do not have to be naked for you to have to jack off to it.
2. It involves the nose...the oly orrifice that really hurts to get your dick in to.
3. It has bodily fluids that are used as trapping devices to foreign entinties being consumed by other people.
4. The bible...Answer to everything
5. There is no five.
6. Boogers why delicious are not nutriuos.
7. When sticking your finger up your partners noses...its a good idea to clean it first specially you had it in their ass.
2004-11-11
There is a first time for everything - Lou
(Sc)
(13:17) Actually, reading the logs, I'm forced to agree with lou.
2004-11-06
A path through -the- garden
(Sc)
(13:39) Isa> *snickers* Nevermind... you're missing the point. ;P
Isa (Retirement : Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use)
(13:40) Caramel> no, I'm actually just walking around it.
(Sc)
(13:40) Isa> Try a path through the garden. ;)
Isa (Retirement : Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use)
(13:41) Caramel> is that another Kama Sutra position? ;)
Temptress (Who needs books about sexual postions when you can bend in more ways then a pretzel......)
(00:07) Isa Scato philia who?
Lou
(00:09) Temp>Poop sex
Temptress (Who needs books about sexual postions when you can bend in more ways then a pretzel......)
(00:11) poop sex as in up the ass of poop sex as in with poop?
Isa (Typist behind the Swiss... that's it)
(00:11) Like peeps who like to get crapped in the mouth while they masturbate..