The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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Got a good quote I should add? Email the -DATE-, time, ALL the relevant posts and a little catchy phrase to use as a title.
PS: A quote is something short, keep it to 10 posts max unless it's really really good!
2006-01-31
Everything's better with bacon - Jen
(16:18) Ron> everything's better with garlic.
Isa
(16:19) Jen> it's a coke can.. with bacon
Ron
(16:19) Louton!
FUCK GARLIC. GARLIC SUCKS IN COKE.
Now all we need is Diet Cherry Vanilla Bacon Coke, now with LIME.
2006-01-29
Oh, the HORROR... - Anawiel
Loki
(20:35) ~walking, walking, walking... but then finally something breaks through his wall... something TERRIBLE, and he has to just stand there and stare in horror...~
~Light's ass...~
Arse is confused...again.... - Anawiel
Anawiel (Elf-Silvercliff)
(20:19) ((Okay, I've held it long enough. My bladder's about to explode, so I'd better get goin'. Sorry, Isa, but the bladder's needs override everything. *rushes out*))
Arsenal
(20:20) ((Ana's going to pee all night? *confused*))
2006-01-24
Everybody Loves Azul - Josh
Blue
(17:07) Best conversation ever:
Me: Hey
Not me: hihi
Me: Random botherment
Not me: Bother retort
Me: jovial chuckle
Not me: Remark that is questionable as to whether it's serious or sarcasm.
Me: Amused and adoring reply
Lou: Our Little Ray of Sunshine - Leah
Kristia (what is sleep? Hmmm?) 2 (16:24) I need to find out what all happens to an infant once it's out of the womb, which all I need for that is to call my Mom (she's a labor and delivery nurse). But like I said...I'm lazy
Lou (Lexington->) 2 (16:25) It gets exposed to the harsh reality of the real world, where it will live or die, by the whims of others.
2006-01-20
We needed to hear that
Elisa (*poot*!)
(20:21) *runs in*
Elisa (*poot*!)
(20:21) i can't stop FARTING! >_< *runs out*
Ron
(19:02) Leah> His son's name is Chris and he's five, and every friday Adam brings him in to work after school. While I was between printing jobs I got to play dragon legos with him. ;)
Leah
(19:03) Ron> Yeeeessss YEEEESSSSSSS insinuate your way into his family by working the kid.....
Ron
(19:04) Leah> Oh yes. Soon I'll be a treasured family member, included in the will and everything.
And then I'll kill them all bake pies! For everyone!!
Leah
(19:07) Ron> *LAUGHS* ;)
Ron
(19:08) Leah> Why are you laughing? Everybody likes murder pies!
... maple. Maple pies. Everybody loves maple pies.
yessss... maaaaaple... that's the ticket...
Katman (IC)
(14:42) *runs into the kitchen, wearing his driving goggles*
*rips over the door of the fridge; faces the vortex* Time to see where you go. *dives in*
*sees the unverise and all of the answers to everything; can't comprehend why it's all a banana*
*ejected onto Erik's lawn, holding a plank of wood*
*blinks and takes off his goggles* ;)
2006-01-16
The new ones are always a bit constipated - Nookie
Kristia (the radio tells me to burn things) 2 (20:49) I'm confused......what is going on? *blinks wearily*
Arsenal
(20:50) Kristina> ((RPing, this is only your second day in the chat. Go with it. Don't ask questions, just let it flow over you, like diarrhea.))
Just because out of context, this looks hilarious. ;) - Leah
Isa
(12:27) GRAAa I hate you soma, you can't turn into a mist for my delight... you donkey balled asian fucker...
2006-01-14
Katman patronizes - Boudewijn
Katman (holy necklace, Katman)
(23:14) *eating three Big Macs* Mmm. *drinks a soda* Mmm. *looks at the closed play pen area for the little kids*
*glances around to see if anybody's looking*
Bo
(23:17) My stoumach suddenly hurts...
Katman (holy necklace, Katman)
(23:17) Bode> *appears to you in a vision* Bode, I know why thy stomach hurts. *nods sagely, then vanishes without telling you*
*meanwhile, has passed out at the table in the McDonald's* ;)
Bo
(23:19) Kat> Oh, wise one, why don't you tell me~? >.> *Noticed the McDonalds background and makes it his quest to search evbery McDonalds on earth to find Katman and figure out why his stoumach hurts*
Katman (holy necklace, Katman)
(23:21) Bode> *you discover him buried in the ball pit, snoring* ;)
Bo
(23:22) Katman> *After years of searching, questing and seeking, finds the wise one in the ball-pit* There you are! I have sought far and wide, now will you share with me your knowledge of abdomical aches? ;)
Katman (holy necklace, Katman)
(23:23) Bo> *wakes up* Argh! *punches you in the face* ;)
Bo
(23:24) Kat> *Punched and falls backwards, bleeding from a broken nose* ...Oww, nose!
...Hey, my stoumach doesn't hurt anymore! Thank you so much, wise one! *Carried off by medics* ;)
Katman (holy necklace, Katman)
(23:29) Bo> Send that in to the quotes my good man. ;)
Adios folks. ;) *GONE*
Nick (Bless their hearts, it was like beating baby seals.)
(20:01) NOka> FINE!! *fucks YOUR PIZZA!!!*
Jo
(20:02) I hope you scald your penis.
(20:02) *warns isa that it has Feta. forgets if she likes it or not*
Nick> *notes that it's like, 900 degrees and probably scalds your dick*
2006-01-10
More ways To Tell The Seans Apart - Nick
Nick
(14:29) *looks in*
It won't get that confusing. One is Sean The Gay, and the other is Sean the Black. *nods*
Sean Donovan (Slightly older, dressed in a grey t-shirt, blue jeans with no shoes.)
(14:29) What?
Sean
(14:30) Nick> How come I can't be the Black? ;)
Nick
(14:30) Sean> *avoids the jokes that went through his mind do to the disgusting nature of it* Because Sean Donovan -IS- black. *nods*
Sean
(14:31) Nick> Oh. Fair enough. ;)
Nick
(14:37) SeanTheGay> See, then it's an accurate statement... unless...
SeanTheBlack> You havcen't turned a race other than of African Descent lately, have you? :P
(Sc)
(12:51) Well, don't eat my hand, you caniballistic wonder muncher.
(12:52) Did you just call me a lesbian?
2006-01-09
When plants attack - Nick
Winston (Teeth sharpened... for her pleasure...)
(16:18) *pulls some minty mouthwassh out of his speedo, and uses it... and spits into earlier puked-in plant*
Potted Plant
(16:19) Win> *spits in your face* that's enough! I'm tired of getting all the leftovers, the animal's piss, Mateo's cig butts and now THIS!
2006-01-06
Isa’s OTHER Hobby - Yunie
KIM
(22:25) My testicles spun around! =D
Fawna
(22:25) Kim> O_o
(22:25) Kim> O_O
Fawna
(22:25) *Laughs*
Yunie
(22:25) Kimmy< ...........
Mari
(22:26) Kim> At last! *drags you to a closet*
Isa
(22:26) ok pictures taken