The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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Got a good quote I should add? Email the -DATE-, time, ALL the relevant posts and a little catchy phrase to use as a title.
PS: A quote is something short, keep it to 10 posts max unless it's really really good!
2006-02-28
Last Wish - Yunie
Yunie
(23:48) Josh< * tosses you onto a stone altar and ties you up to it*
(23:50) Yunie> now the sex comes?
Yunie
(23:51) Josh< Nope, unless you want Ron to fufill your last wish before I unlease your curse apon the Twilight chat.
Ron
(23:51) I'll totally fulfill Josh's last wish.
*breaks out the watermelon suit and the cheese grater*
(23:54) Ron>.....
They Start So Young These Days - Yunie
Kid
(21:37) Zai> ~doesn't react, fascinated by Marius's pants...~
Zaira (5ft elf looking woman. Mauve skin, long white hair, blue purple eyes. Shirt and jeans.)
(21:39) (( Kid
(21:37) Zai> ~doesn't react, fascinated by Marius's penis...~ ))
Giving birth is a turn on
Rosanna (Violet Female Garg) 2 (16:21) *gets up slowly with Sylive's help* I think I feel wet...like it is comeing now. *screams*
Jet
(16:21) ((*giggles at Rosanna's sentence* <.< ))
Erik (Halfbreed - Wears a golden ring - Home)
(16:22) (( *giggles after Leah* ))
Sylvie
(16:22) (( *also giggles a LOT* ))
Zaira (6ft female garg. Mauve skin, long white hair, blue purple eyes. Demona style wings that are white on the inside and back of them. Shirt and jeans.)
(16:22) Leah< (( *looks at Rosa's post again* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD ))
2006-02-25
Unexpected Prostate Masterbation - Kim
Nick
(20:41) *clears throat*
For a while, I was trying to see about that whole thing about how putting pressure on the prostate can make the male orgasm stronger.... so I experimented.
I got me some of those rubber gloves from the doctor's office, and while masturbating... well... I used a finger in my backdoor, and put pressure on my prostate. And it helped a bit... but it hurt after a while because of the angling on my wrist and what not. So I looked for something that would work all the same.
So I found a turkey baster.
Let's just say the mL markings on the side of the thing made it not pleasurable, plus it didn't apply pressure right.
When Players Butt Heads! - Rin
Serq (Egyptian Female, Depressed, looking for a job: Common Room)
(00:08) ((*Pounces Yunie*))
Yunie
(00:08) *pounces Rin*
Serq (Egyptian Female, Depressed, looking for a job: Common Room)
(00:09) ((*Knocks foreheads With Yunie* Ow... =x.x= ))
Yunie
(00:09) * same as Rin* Owwie ....... =x_x=
2006-02-24
Bode is Gay! who knew? - Josh
Bodewyn
(11:47) Thank you, Lou. I needed my fill of penis for the night.
2006-02-23
Poo of the Dead - Josh
Hope
(19:08) *shit* ;)
Ghost (Hawaiian Shirt, ear piece)
(19:09) ((Astral poop?))
Zaira (True form. Tee shirt and jeans.)
(19:09) (( There's ghost shit in Limbo now ... ))
Ghost (Hawaiian Shirt, ear piece)
(19:10) *wonders why his excriment is in limbo*
2006-02-18
Cannabalistic Chef - Josh
Ghost (Murphey) 2 (18:06) *nibbles a little Stir Fey himself*
Light> *ah!*
Ghost (Murphey) 2 (18:06) .....*stir FRY*
LIGHT (Younger looking, etc)
(18:07) *OMG ;)*
Kayley
(18:07) ((Ahahhaha xD))
Ghost (Murphey) 2 (18:08) >_<
Nona (human-size fey) 2 (18:08) O_O ;)
Kayley
(18:09) ((Well, I guess that's the end of Barwind ;) ))
Nona (human-size fey) 2 (18:10) *is a canibal. ;_;*
Oceans of distance raises paranoia - Nick
Ghost 2 (17:06) (( >_> I did not sleep with kim yet...))
Sir Pointy (Tie-dye, tail, collar, sword.)
(17:06) (( ... yet? ))
Nick
(13:31) ....
*is torn*
sex with Noka... but in a room of Jeff Gordon shit...
It's like the Jewish Dilemma: Free Ham.
2006-02-05
With Whitening Crystals! - Leah
Isa 2 (13:39) Anal herpes, how fresh and new and interesting.
2006-02-03
'Moving Bowels' by Kim Archer Music by: Hans Zimmer - Josh
(23:17) oooh happy daaaaaaaay
ohhh happy DAY-eh....
when my bowels moveeeed....
when my bowels moveeeed...
my siiins awaaaaaay.
IT TAUGHT ME HOWWWWW! TO SIT AND GRUUUNT! >_<
2006-02-02
Don't look behind the curtain....it would be bad - Leah
Leo (lurking, doing homework for Residential Electrical Wiring and NEC class.)
(20:46) Josh> Those words don't have the same weirdness effect on me as the concept of "sexual poo" which makes me think of fecalphilia.
Lou (Xanatos->) 2 (20:47) Leo>Its scatphilia
Josh
(20:47) Leo> you like it, you LOVE it.
Leo (lurking, doing homework for Residential Electrical Wiring and NEC class.)
(20:48) Lou> and you know this, how? >.> <.<
Josh
(20:48) Leo> it's best not to question Lou