The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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Got a good quote I should add? Email the -DATE-, time, ALL the relevant posts and a little catchy phrase to use as a title.
PS: A quote is something short, keep it to 10 posts max unless it's really really good!
2006-04-30
It's where you exist - Bodewyn
Kabuki 2 (16:12) Avaen: **pokes your wing bone** You've seen pre-raphaelite art. Think about it.
Avaen (5'8 Human/bird halfbreed. Useless sliver feathered wings tucked on back. Soft light green hair. Yellow eyes. simple white dress, no shoes.)
(16:12) Kab> *Confused* What are you talking about?
Kabuki 2 (16:13) Ava: Look it up on the internet. **sighs**
Avaen (5'8 Human/bird halfbreed. Useless sliver feathered wings tucked on back. Soft light green hair. Yellow eyes. simple white dress, no shoes.)
(16:14) Kab> Internet?
Kabuki 2 (16:14) Avaen: Nevermind.
2006-04-26
We know more about Elisa's anus than we should... - Nick
Elisa (oh thank god, i'm working for once.....fucking job. :P)
(13:28) *walks in*
you know when you're trying to fart, yet you want to hold it back because you know you might squirt on accident?
....yeah.
*walks out with a slight wet spot on pants*
2006-04-24
The garg that became a sandwich, the sandwich that became a pedophile
Midori (Child, looks like Meg) 2 (19:57) Delia> *Breaks off one of the deeper kisses slowly* Talk fast! ;)
2006-04-22
Ried Needs Insurance - Nick
Lily Doll (Dark Need) 2 (10:24) Haha. Isa is violent when it comes to sex. ;)
(Casting shadows in a pale shade of blue)
(10:26) Lily> no way. Ried has no broken bones so far.
Lily Doll (Dark Need) 2 (10:26) so far... >.>
(Casting shadows in a pale shade of blue)
(10:26) that's -right- ;)
2006-04-20
When Leah drinks...
Leah
(19:09) HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *dies* I'm so gone, I read Illona's caption as "wearing hair-colored clothes." hahahahahahahahahahaha. ;)
Illona (Human woman with short, spiked black hair. Wearing brightly colored clothes.)
(19:10) Leah> ((o.o))
Leah
(19:10) Isa> ....I don't know. HahaHAhhAHAHAhAAHA. XD. It made me laugh hard. Especially when I realized it's not even close.
Arboreal (Andusian Arm Blades)
(17:28) Julie>*hole entering noises!*
Thor>*someone's coming!*
2006-04-18
The kind of notes around Stonegate phone
Nick (Redneck garg in SURPRISE, blue flannel jacket... At Manor...) 2 (20:07) *raises an eyebrow as the person on the other end hangs up*
... odd...
*writes on a sheet of paper:
Tesla, whoever you are, someone called fer yew. Said they hate everythin' and wanna die. No number left.
... and tacks the note onto the wall by the phone*
Mr. Clean called in sick, so did Yunie... - Nick
Meg
(18:13) I need more semen cleansing.
Yunie (Party hat. )
(18:13) *sigh* Looks like I'm missing out on a rescue mission.
Leo ( STALKER)
(12:45) *Stalks* TCC
2006-04-16
Things to do at work
Isa
(09:31) make your balls dance, Killy ;)
Lily Doll
(09:32) Make em moonwalk. ;)
Katman (at work)
(09:33) Fuck you guys, I will. ;) *does, horrifies coworker* ;)
Sex will get you on the road
Yunie
(12:48) Isa< Awww ... I'll be home later, and I definately be there tomorrow. That is, until the car is free. Then I have to go by the DMV and get stuff so I can renew my DL. <.<
Isa (GET YOUR MARCH QUOTES WHILE THEY'RE HOT!)
(12:48) DL?
(12:49) Driver's Lisence.
Isa (GET YOUR MARCH QUOTES WHILE THEY'RE HOT!)
(12:49) DMV? ;)
(12:49) Department of Motor Vehicles.
Isa (GET YOUR MARCH QUOTES WHILE THEY'RE HOT!)
(12:49) AH! ; ) here we go to the SAAQ for licences and all
(12:50) Isa> to the SACK!?
(12:50) "Who do I have to sleep with to get a licence around here??"
How you stay in the country - Nick
Katman (at work)
(10:55) NIck> THat's me. ;)
*killing time* I get off in an hour. ;)
Lily Doll
(10:56) XD Get off in an hour. ... I have such a dirty mind.
Nick
(10:57) Katz times when he plans to masturbate... or at least go make Lucia remember why she has a green card. ;)
2006-04-13
Phone confessions of a Lesbian - Josh/ Hopefully not a long distance call - Nick
Elisa
(20:57) *runs in* *a random payphone rings....picks it up*
....penis penis penis penis penis....!
*runs out*
2006-04-13
Homo Flames - Josh
Burner
(16:44) *has a kettle on the fire, sitting by it, legs folded into themselves*
(Fire)
(16:44) *Is flaming*
Burner
(16:45) *is by the gay fire*
Little Andus (Cute child like chimera critter. Jaguar sized.) 2 (16:45) (( Flaming fire?! Quick! Everyone cover their buttholes! ;) ))
(Fire)
(16:46) *Oh baby*
Burner
(16:47) Fire>*scoots away from * >_>
Love One Another - Aslynn
Lou
(11:53) *Believes in life after love*
(11:53) No Cher.
Lou
(11:54) Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
(11:54) Die.
Lou
(11:54) We are the world.
(11:54) MURDER
Lou
(11:56) Do you remember when we use to sing....SHALALALLALALALLA....
Ron
(22:16) Just now, not moments ago, Elton John and Liberace paused their naked foxtrot just long enough to inform me that "perriwinkle" is the gayest thing they've ever encountered.
2006-04-03
Homosexual's wishings... - Nick
Meg 2 (16:43) I DREW A NEW PURDY PICATURE <3
Shannon
(16:43) He's got nice eyes.
Shannon
(16:44) Very well. She's got nice eyes.
Lou
(13:52) Go go gadget...arms. *Bitchslaps*