The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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Got a good quote I should add? Email the -DATE-, time, ALL the relevant posts and a little catchy phrase to use as a title.
PS: A quote is something short, keep it to 10 posts max unless it's really really good!
Josh's Woman (with movie accessory)
(21:25) Nick> I let Josh do whatever he wants. ;) *puts movie in clevage* Send that 20-inch python after the big hairy ape, you stud. ;)
2006-03-30
Nothing says 'I love you' like shaggy ass hair - Josh
(You can not kill that which has no soul.)
(18:10) Nicky, Better damn well not either I hate you with short ass hair.
Ghost
(18:11) ((you'd rather nick have long ass hair? like a gorilla?))
(You can not kill that which has no soul.)
(18:11) Yep. Nicky looks better with his curls long.
Ghost
(18:11) ((some one likes Nick's long hairy ass))
2006-03-20
Logic Flaw - Nick
Virginia
(22:16) GAH.
Victor
(22:16) fucking hell.
Nick (Big ol redneck garg. Ain't he just lovely?)
(22:17) ((Now we know what Victor would be if he were a female...))
...
((Dunno what that says about where I live though...))
2006-03-18
For those who didn't know, this is our server admin ;)
(22:45) Okay, pulling it down now. Sorry again folks, component failure sucks.
(22:46) ROTFLMFAO
(22:46) haha
(22:46) I forgot that this is on another machine.
(22:46) >_>
(22:46) neeeeevermind....
(22:46) *sneaks out*
Ron
(22:15) The manor needs an official Welcome Wagon. Someone to come around and give fruit baskets and warm smiles and small books filled with manor-related vocabulary words and a light history of the area.
Nona (big red garg)
(22:17) (( Things to do around the area. Games, resturants, Erik... ; ) ))
2006-03-16
I can do what? To do What? - Jo (Jacko!)
Anawiel (blue miniskirt over black tights/white tank top)
(18:05) Jacko- *stops tickling and puts her hands on her hips* Oh come now. You're a cat man. Surely you can do something to get me off.
Ho<FONT (Blue shirt, black jeans. Silver cuff on left wrist.)
(17:59) *is in the kitchen, sitting at the table and fiddling around with a spiffy looking computer device that's the size of a make up compact*
2006-03-14
the Voices have Arms! Board the Train - Josh
Rosanna (Violet Garg Female) 2 (14:23) Ghost< Umm no... do you hear him?
Ghost 2 (14:24) Rosa> I do.... why?...
(Black Cold Shadow, voice a loud whisper)
(14:25) Ghost< We have to be very quiet or He will not go away!
*hugs you as the voice speaks*
Ghost 2 (14:26) Voice> O_O
Thor (6'11" garg? male. Braid hidden in hair) 2 (14:26) (( HAHAHAHAHAH ))
Thor (6'11" garg? male. Braid hidden in hair) 2 (14:26) (( that was a great BUS ))
Thor (6'11" garg? male. Braid hidden in hair) 2 (14:26) (( like a TRAIN ))
2006-03-12
Babies everywhere! - Josh
(10:58) If __________ and I had babies!
If Katz and I had babies, they would be of a normal height!!
If Josh and I had babies, they would be of a normal libido!!
If Nick and I had babies, they would be of average intelligence! (but terrible spellers...)
If Gate and I had babies, they would be the FIERCEST BABIES EVER.
And if KIM and I had babies, they would be the cutest little things you ever did see, and cause old people who would dare to look at them to melt in their orthopedic shoes.
...sorry, Lou. Couldn't think of one for you.
Master Sergeant Tom Morris (U.S. Army Airborne Ranger, combat gear, the usual)
(00:10) Yunie> ((Do you expect me to clap?))
Nick 2 (00:10) Tom > You could always get it? :P
Master Sergeant Tom Morris (U.S. Army Airborne Ranger, combat gear, the usual)
(00:11) Nick> ((Get what?))
Nick 2 (00:13) night Isa!
Tom> YOu asked Yunie if she expected you to clap. I said you could always get it... as in get "the clap".
2006-03-08
Who kills first? - Kim
Sean
(08:04) Alex! I'll leave you here with Sc. You two have so much in common. ;)
Sean
(08:05) *gone*
Alex
(08:05) Sean>...........
(Sc)
(08:05) Alex> .... Do you want to kill Sean for that, or shall I?
Audry (Humanoid. Silver eyes.) 2 (22:43) Scott> "No, really it's fine, go ahead. I don't really need it. No sense in getting yourself sick.......*trails off*
(Sx)
(22:43) Aww, thanks for the concern Audry..... but I'm already sick.
(Sx)
(22:44) ............. Fuck.. I just responded to RP, didn't I?
2006-03-03
Shakespear would wheep...- Kim
Kim
(20:42) Noka> Did you poop tonight?
(20:42) Kim> Several times today. sickpoops, though. You?
Kim
(20:45) Noka> *sweeps you into her arms* My darling the stars are not in line tonight, for my poops are rather green but in no way unhelthy. Perhaps in a few days thine shits will be as glorious as the sun stretching it's fingertips over the horizon in the morn, painting the toilet all the glorious shades of brown IN GODS CREATION.
(20:46) Kim> *back of hand to forehead drama pose* Woe, my love! For the moon wilst never be as full as my love for thee and thy green poo, but mine green poo wouldst be so much more aglow in this, the darkest night of our romance! We shouldst commune our feces in the commode of PASSION.
Kim
(20:50) Noka> Oh dreadful day, that of thine squishy-shit! Wilst thou accompany me to the apothacary to aquire some... relief for thin ailment? OH HAPPY TOILET *passes you a supository* THIS IS THINE SHEATH.
LIGHT (Younger looking, etc)
(17:40) *rubs his itchy face on the grass, and then resumes walking on all four closer to the stench. Feels like he's following a garbage truck*
LIGHT (Younger looking, etc)
(17:40) *an arabic garbage truck*
Winston (Healing, but better off now...) 2 (17:41) ((now time for a racist comment:
An arabic garbage truck usually explodes in 15 minutes.))