The Twilight Clan Quotes

Date : July 2nd
By : Josh
Title : Yeah.

Matt
   (21:36) Why is my Skype icon brown? ;)

   (21:37) Matt> becasue you pooped on it.
Ron
   (21:37) Cause it knows you're full of shit.
Lou
   (21:38) yeah
Matt
   (21:38) Two responses relate to feces and Lou just says "yeah." ;)
Ron
   (21:38) Lou is Lou.

   (21:39) yeah=feces
Matt
   (21:41) Josh has cracked the origin of the word "yeah." Let us keep this 
a secret, just the four of us, and giggle whenever someone else uses it. ;)


Date : July 14th
By : Carole
Title : Just Bear With Me On This One

Azrael   (Angelic appearance) 2
   (23:39) Vic> *He simply shakes his head.* Not right now. It's too long of 
a story.

Victor   (Jean shorts.)
   (23:40) Az> I like long stories. -_- *crosses arms stubbornly, will sit 
on you if he has to, wants to know what's going on*

Azrael   (Angelic appearance) 2
   (23:41) ((OH NOES. We must rp some other time, for I AM TIRED AND IT'S 
NEARLY 3AM!))

Victor   (Jean shorts.)
   (23:41) (DAMN YOU WOMAN. I'LL NAIL YOUR NIPPLES TO THE FLOOR. >_<)

Leah
   (23:42) THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE. because.

Ron
   (23:43) HA. You're talking to a SMITH, woman. Someone tells us 
IMPOSSIBLE!! and we say BULLSHIT WOMAN BRING ME THE HACKSAW.

Leah
   (23:43) Ron> THAT'S RIGHT, AND THAT IS WHY I CALL BULLSHIT ON YOUR 
HACKSAW.

Leah
   (23:44) *is..........ALSOASMITH!!!!!!*

Carole  (Adult human female, modestly dressed; appears tired)
   (23:44) *wonders who the hell is having sex while arguing now*

. . .

Ron
   (23:57) Having sex and arguing? Dire hasn't come back to manorland.

Leah
   (23:57) HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Carole  (Adult human female, modestly dressed; appears tired)
   (23:57) (I had to feel like I was part of the fold again, I'm sorry.)


Date : July 17th
By : Carole
Title : Me'n the Andusians're Gonna Have a Party in Boreal's Head!

(A voice/presence in Boreal's head)
   (12:51) *Boreal's welt may feel a slight tingly for a brief moment*
It must go. Anything can be destroyed if we focus long enough.
*additionally, Boreal may feel a growing sense of irritation concerning this 
welt; it needs to go*

Shade   (the Dark Knight)
   (12:51) Boreal> *Makes a grumbling noise of sorts... sounding as if it's 
in dissatisfaction* Alright... short of breaking that... then the only other 
option is to kill the caster. Alta knows where the lair used to be, although 
I have a feeling they'll change it now. And Tribulation... you said you met 
her? Well, she might be able to help you track the guy down. But I'm not 
sure I can do much to help.

Boreal  2
   (12:52) Voice>*gah! knows it has to, itches welt now*
Shade>... oh....

(A voice/presence in Boreal's head)
   (12:54) *a brief sense of alarm flashes through Boreal's mind; touching 
the welt is not suggested*

Shade   (the Dark Knight)
   (12:54) Boreal> Sorry. My magical talents do have limits. I can look into 
the spell more, but I'm afraid my one tome on Necromancy is pretty much used 
up in regards to this single spell.

Boreal  2
   (12:55) Ryz> let me try to solve this, without calling in all your 
friends*doesn't want his head crowded with Andusians*
*winces, stops itching welt*
Shade> yeah, alright.. I'll see if I can call Shaigan, see if I can leave 
the grounds for a bit to get rid of this

  (A voice/presence in Boreal's head)
   (12:56) *not pleased*


Date : August 4th
By : Meg
Title : Bitches!!

Kali 
   (19:37) ((It's the gathering of Erik's bitches? ^_^ ))

Arsenal  (jeans, t-shirt) 2 
   (19:38) *But given Arsenal's personality, one would have to have doubts.* 
Arsenal  (jeans, t-shirt) 2 
   (19:38) *May or may not be Erik's bitch.* 
Ocule 2 
   (19:38) *HEY. Is Erik's ~lover~!* 


Date : August 4th
By : Kim
Title : Masterbating

Arsenal
   (21:26) *often masturbates to the memory of jerking off acid jizz all 
over Nishomay's face.*

*SPLURT* 

Nishomay  (hanyou)
   (21:27) *often masterbates to the thought of hair ties*

*splort*

Loki
   (21:28) ~often masturbates to a picture of himself masturbating, while 
cheesy 80's rock plays in the background~


Date : August 10th
By : Carole
Title : Mistaken Identity

Un-Named
   (12:33) Robbie > ((What did I tell you..GET HERE ;) ))

Jacob McGuinesse   (Male pirate gargoyle.)
   (12:33) Steph> ((*laughs* I want tooo, send me a ticket ;P))

Un-Named
   (12:36) Robbie > ((I wonder how much that would cost))

Jacob McGuinesse   (Male pirate gargoyle.)
   (12:38) Steph> ((too much, way too much, trust me I've tried before ;.; 
))

Un-Named
   (12:38) Robbie > (( Psh... I wanna know how much ;) ))

Jacob McGuinesse   (Male pirate gargoyle.)
   (12:40) Steph> ((About £200 - £400 for a return ticket, plus around £500 
for travel insurance and ID cards and the VISA and such. Traveling to 
America is insainly expensive -.-))

  (12:40)  (Robbie> And probably moreso thanks to today.)
Fawna
   (12:41) Yunie> O_o

Hotaru  (Purple tank top, black jeans, studded belt.)
   (12:41) Fawna< (( That's not me. <_< ))

Fawna
   (12:41) I gotta peeeeee *feels too lazy to move though*

Oups.....colors...confused me ;)

Jacob McGuinesse  (Male pirate gargoyle.)
   (12:41) Yunie> ((Oh yeah and that too x.x *sighs*))

Jacob McGuinesse  (Male pirate gargoyle.)
   (12:42) ((wait, I'm confused by colours too o.o))

Hotaru  (Purple tank top, black jeans, studded belt.)
   (12:42) (( GAH! That's not me people! I only have one window open! ))

   (12:43)  (Wow, despite the fact that I was quite serious the confusion is 
actually pretty funny.)
(Guys, it's me, Carole the Caserole. 'Sci-fi' wants blood, this is 'Sci-fi's 
color. She's angry, she's banging shit around, but she isn't in the 
CommonRoom.)
(Sorry guys, I didn't mean to confuse you all, really.)

   (12:44)  (( *sprays anonymous Carole in orange* ;) ))

  (Looks like 'Sci-fi', but has been spraypainted orange, so now she looks 
like a human Guardian -- maybe . . .)
   (12:45) Isa> But -- but but but --- Guardian isn't the one who's angry . 
. . .


Date : August 14th
By : Leah
Title : Last Requests

Ron
   (17:48) Leah> Planning and carrying out my final wishes. It's a three-man 
job, what with the fuses and nukes and steaks and all.


Date : August 12th
By : Yunie
Title : Crossing the OOC/IC Boundaries

Alkaline-Lady 
   (22:09) **pokes random female characters boobs*

Guardian   (Orange female Torreadean Andusian) 
   (22:10) *her breasts itch*


Alkaline-Lady 
   (22:12) Supporting! Like a wonderbra. **gropes Guardian**

Guardian  (Orange female Torreadean Andusian) 
   (22:14) *now her breasts her really wierd . . .; makes a gesture with her arms to hopefully rub the strange feeling away without actually scratching at her breasts :-P* 


Date : August 17th
By : Yunie
Title : Tattoos

Alkaline-Lady 
   (12:08) I think I should get "the British Empire" tattooed on my rear. That way I can say "The sun never sets on my ASS" 

Robbie 
   (12:08) o.o 


Date : August 17th
By : Carole
Title : Woe betide the dirty silverware

Sci-fi'   (Identical twin to Carole, packing Plasma HEAT! Wears Fleet 
uniform)
   (21:07) *Boreal and Guardian are in their own world, now, and she plants 
herself in the kitchen doorway, her face daring anyone to try and get 
through; her fists are clenched; she knows who's responsible, but there's no 
way she can exact revenge on behalf of her friend, and the lack of her 
control over the sitation makes her angry*
*so she's going to take it out on whoever tries to do the dishes*


Date : August 16th
By : Yunie
Title : Someone's Not Using Contraceptives ...

Guardian  (Orange female Torreadean Andusian) 
   (23:05)  *opens door, greeting Boreal with a wide grin* Cha'cha! I hafe news!

Bo 
   (23:06) Gara> yeah? share :3 *please don't be a kid, please don't be a kid, please don't be a kid, please don't be a kid, please don't be a kid, please don't be a kid........* 


Date : August 19th
By : Leah
Title : Animal Planet's Most Extreme!

Alkaline-Lady
   (23:27) A little known fact is that the Leah requires marker scent to 
survive. The chemical compound that creates the intoxicating smell giving 
off essential nutrients that the Leah does not derive from her diet....


Date : August 20th
By : Leah
Title : So that's what the kids are calling it these days.

Mari
   (17:17) My fingers feel funny... *stares at them*

Leah
   (17:17) Mari> Maybe you have low blood sugar.

Mari
   (17:18) Leah> I don't think so. o.o It's only the hand I used to hold the 
zucchini. o.o

Robbie
   (17:19) hmmm...

Leah
   (17:20) ...............*SNICKERS*

Mari
   (17:21) I feel like I'm missing something... >_>

Leah
   (17:22) Mari> Apparently you didn't miss anything. >;)



Date : August 24th
By : Yunie
Title : ALWAYS Read the Fine Print

Kim
   (16:54) When did I stop posting my name? Damn, I used to do it all the 
time... guess I got lazy.

Carole   (Caserole!)
   (17:00) Why settle with the LA-Z-BOY when you can have it all with the 
LA-Z-KIM! Sleep at night, and don't even both waking up in the morning, the 
LA-Z-KIM also acts as a toilet! An easy chair! A method of transportation! 
And last but not least, a carving board!
The LA-Z-KIM, taking laziness to a whole new level!
(Tiny 1-size font)Void where prohibited. Not recommend for people ages 
just-born and older. Available to legal US residents only. Did we already 
say void where prohibited? Do not use while operating heavy machiney. Do not 
use this product if you are bursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant. Stop 
using the LA-Z-KIM immediately if you feel any suddeny itchiness in your 
pubic area. Seek immediate medical attention of you maintain an erection for 
over four hours. Use as directed, Oh, did we say void where 
prohibited?(/Tiny 1-size font)

Lily Doll
   (17:01) *Tests the LA-Z-KIM, as described in the AD, including the toilet 
part* ;)

Kim
   (17:01) hehehehhehhehehe HEY COOL I'm a product!
*blinks*
.....I make pubes itch? WHY WASN'T I TOLD?
This sucks. :(

Kim
   (17:01) *pooped on* ;_;

Lily Doll
   (17:02) Wait, what was the fine print? *Tries to read but is too busy 
scratching her pubes*

Kim
   (17:02) ;_; *goes to hide in shame and wash herself*

Kim
   (17:03) man I want to quote that, but I'm too lazy. ;)
damn ;)


Date : September 18th
By : Kim
Title : Texas better watch out

Katman
   (14:19) Alex ran over a marching band while he was visitng me in 
Houston. He claimed he was only aiming for the 'faggot tuba player.' ;)


Date : September 23rd
By : Sean
Title : Suggestion Box

(El Diablo!) 
   (00:50) TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING PANTS, DELIA...
Leo 
   (00:51) O.O
Nick 
   (00:52) O_O


Date : October 2nd
By : Sean
Title : My mighty bum

Robbie 
   (15:21) Sean> .... *is so gonna haunt your ass* -.-
(kitty) 
   (15:22) Haunted ass? Hahahaha!
Sean 
   (15:22) Robbie> *covers butt* >.>......
Alex 
   (15:23) Sean's haunted ass, comming soon to a porn
store near you.
 (kitty) 
   (15:23) Sean> * whispers* Ghosts can go through
solid objects. >.>
Robbie 
   (15:23) Sean> *grins* >; )
Alex 
   (15:35) *Resurects Rob* There now stay alive
damnit.
Robbie 
   (15:35) *lives* o.o Horrah! *crawls out of Sean's
butt* >.>
Sean 
   (15:37) ...........................