The Twilight Clan Quotes
A Gargoyles Fan Site
Welcome to the Twilight Clan Gargoyles Quotes. This is just an unofficial part of the Twilight Clan website, to keep the best and humoristic moments of clan life.
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PS: A quote is something short, keep it to 10 posts max unless it's really really good!
2006-05-31
Aliems? / Kawaii! - Josh and Nick
Tribal
(14:10) **pregnant with an alien fetus**))
(14:11) June> and don't call our baby an alien
Tribal
(14:12) Josh: **sigh** You told me you were from mars......
Sux about work though.))
(14:12) June> so? I'm a legal immagrent :D
Tribal
(14:13) ((Then it's half extra-terrestrial. If it has tentacles it's getting the operation, Josh))
(14:14) June> fair enough.
(14:14) June>.... I thought you LIKED tentacles ;_;
Tribal
(14:15) Josh, honey, only when you're using them.))
Erik (Halfbreed - A dream in Greece)
(23:52) (( You have obtained a new spell, "father's sexuality" ))
2006-05-23
We're here to help
Avaen (5'8 Human/bird halfbreed.) 2 (13:06) *Well, stips down and slowly sinks into the hot tub, soaking up the warmth* Mmmm.. *But still has her mond on what happened and looks down at her body and where he touched her*... *Starts to wonder why it felt good*
Erik (3 inches tall with devil wings and tail)
(13:07) Ava> *poofs in a red cloud over your shoulder, adjusting his plastic horns* You should touch yourself @_@
Avaen (5'8 Human/bird halfbreed.) 2 (13:08) Erik> *Shreaks and jumps to the other side of the tub* O_O
Erik (3 inches tall with devil wings and tail)
(13:08) *poofs away >.>*
Avaen (5'8 Human/bird halfbreed.) 2 (13:09) >_> *Beathing heavily looking around... What the hell was that?!*
Ghost (3 inches tall, with a halo haning fron a horn, paper wings taped on)
(13:11) Ava> oh don't mind him *poof*
2006-05-22
Wingina, the honey pot
Fenris (Transitional form, Shorts, Button down shirt, No shadow/reflection) 2 (22:42) ((Honey pot....The only person who should call a vagina a honey pot is Winnie the poo, and I think he was gay.))
2006-05-19
He had that fetish, we didn't know.
Arclight
(23:28) ((How did catdog poop?))
Arboreal
(23:29) Lou>((vomit))
Arclight
(23:31) ((Josh>Vomit isn't poop))
Arboreal
(23:32) Lou>(( and Cartoons don't need to poop, and Disney Ducks don't wear pants))
Destroy (6'9" Heavy built wingless gargoyle? female.) 2 (23:35) (( I bet gargs shat right off the clock tower. Wam, right on cops, like big pigeons ))
Destroy (6'9" Heavy built wingless gargoyle? female.) 2 (23:36) (( Only you know, a huge garg turd instead of a pigeon one. It'd be pretty cool at the old castle, Xanatos, the rich man, getting blamed for shit raining off his tower... you'd think he has some odd kinky fetish ))
Arboreal
(23:38) Isa>((ahahahahahah Xanatos like's his giant craps to be FLUNG onto the streets))
Arboreal
(23:40) (( " Mr.Xanatos... I'm with the Media, and the people want to know, WHY DO YOU FLING POO AT THEM?'))
Arboreal
(23:41) ('' um... well I'm.... it's....." *Owen steps in* 'It's a fetish of his, deal with it, thank you"))
2006-05-16
Deep "In there..." / Spinal Surgery Yields Magic Pill! - Quotes master and Leah
Rivka (Teenage gargoyle female. Warm, tanned skin, gray eyes and gray hair, violet wings.)
(21:05) ((How did I know people would make fun of this... *Sighs*))
Geo> *After about half an hour she slowly wakes up...* .. Mmmm.. *Rolls over and oww* My back hurts.. *Feels it.. Sees blood*.. What happened?
Geoffery Destine (Collar, Jeans, Dress Shirt)
(21:06) Riv>I fed you the hidden magic pill that was in there.
Lily Doll
(10:47) *Sings the mail song* Here's the mail... it never fails... *Goes to check the mail*
Lily Doll
(10:50) You know, it ruins your mail song when you get nothing in the mail.
2006-05-13
After Megatrorgasm, Vadergasm
Lou
(17:41) Isa>That'd be freaky...and erotic at the same time....Vader orgasming.
Erik (Halfbreed)
(17:41) (( mmm.. but he has no bits left! ))
Lou
(17:42) He only lost his legs...
*Kersshhh, Kerrsssh* UHHHHhhhh*Kerssh kersshh* Uhhhhh....YEEEEEEE*kersh kersh* EEESSSS!
2006-05-12
Sensual Sensations - Leah
(23:30) you know what I hate? those 'warm sensations' condoms...
(23:31) Isa> it's like putting your woman bits in a microwave, and having someone fuck them with man bits from a mircowave, it was HORRIBLE... and I have no idea how anyone would find that arrousing..
(23:32) and I saw some today, that claim to have a 'MINTY TINGLE'..... I'm sorry... what?
2006-05-05
Why didn't I think of that sooner?
Thor (Usual - Jeans and white t-shirt)
(21:43) (( Bowser should have sex with mother brain ))
Kid
(21:43) (He DID. Where do you think King Hippo came from?)
V (Naga Kid, Black vest, purple hair)
(21:43) Isa> ((ew))
Rurash
(21:43) Isa> That was deep, really deep. ;P
EoT (White raven with two silver bands - 1'tall, 2'long, 4' wingspan) 2 (12:19) (( Soon the shadows will get traffic jams with all the vamps and Shade and Kabuki and all that ;p ))
Glint (Gargress with stunning silver skin...) 2 (12:20) Isa> ((AHAHAHA White: Where were you? Shade: Rush hour traffic -_- ))
Lily Doll
(11:55) Spam message: Your account has been violated!
Someone raped, my nonexistant account. ;)
2006-05-02
Yes Candy! - Rin
(23:22) Hmmm... I'm in the mood for a light RP moment.
(23:22) I'm Amazing, btw
(23:22) * shoves a candy bar into Josh's mouth*
(23:23) >_< no candy
(Rin)
(23:23) *Whilst being tackled, pelts Josh in the chicken nuggets with a butterfinger*
(23:24) Rin> seriously, what the hell? *falls over*
(23:25) *grips nuggets*
I want insence.
(23:27) I can't stop laughing! XD